IRON MAN FRIGGIN' ROCKS!!!

Sorry Jireh... please lemme quote you... :) XP

IRON MAN ROCKS!!!

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Period.

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NO WAY!!!~
I HAVE SO DAMN MUCH TO TALK ABOUT IT!!!

FORGET ABOUT MY MEGA MOVIES POST!!! (for now at least...)
THIS MOVIE TOTALLY OVERWRITES ALL OF THEM!!!

I don't know how I can emphasize this any more.
I would just like to say I'm speechless, cause that's the only BEST thing to describe this movie, but, it'll be to vague, un-creative, too heard-before...
So, now I'm gonna RANT and RANT about it (like I've been doing these few days ever since watching it...), about the COOL-ness, the YENG-ness, the KEWL-ness, the HUMOUR, the COOL-ness, the "BALANCED-ness"...

O, did I mention the COOL-ness? No, I mean the UBER COOL-ness!!!

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Serious.

It's THAT COOL!!! / YENG!!! / KEWL!!! / ... (anymore synonyms? bombastic ones prefered..)



Okay, okay,
Enough of the enthusiastic, lame, meaningless rantings...
On to the real jist..

Why is it so D*MN COOL?
Well, lemme give you guys an uncompletable-unless-you-watch-the-movie-yourself list of things that are SO UBER COOL in this movie.

1. The suit / armor. THE FREAKING SUIT IS A WORK OF ART!!!

2. The WAY the suit was designed.
Please don't make me elaborate more on this...
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Okay, I will anyway... ...
(I've said this about 20 times at least...)
There's this scene where Tony Stark (The man behind the "Iron" suit) is designing the suit.
He drags his design of the suit from a monitor (It's an APPLE LCD, it's freaking huge and UBER NICE, I'd bet it was one of those 30" Cinema Displays) to another monitor (same model), by just pointing and making a dragging movement at the monitor using some sort of stylus.
THAT WAS ALREADY SO D*MN*D COOL! But NO! It doesn't just stop there! (If not, it wouldn't be called UBER COOL now, wouldn't it?)
He then drags the design from the 2nd monitor to a full table-sized tablet kinda thing beside his table and the 2 monitors. ARGH!!! D*MN FREAKING COOL!!!
But wait! THERE'S EVEN MORE!!
Hold on to your seats...
Here comes the KILLER part.

THE DESIGN ON THE TABLET THINGY SRPINGS UP INTO A 3D HOLOGRAM IMAGE!!!
OMG!!!
OH MY FREAKING FROZEN BALLS OF JUPITER AND SATURN!!! (I improved it Ji Mi... :) XP )
IT'S SO DAMN FREAKING YENG!!!!
*stabs self in the chest*

And if THAT wasn't COOL enough,
There's a little HOLOGRAPHIC rubbish bin at the corner of the tablet for Tony to throw unwanted parts of the design into!!!
ARGH!!!!! DAMN COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*stab stab stab*


Okay, back to my list...
(Got a LITTLE carried away there... ... XP)

3. The suit. IT FREAKING ROCKS!!!

4. THE 3D HOLOGRAPHIC IMAGES AREN'T JUST HOLOGRAMS, they can be PHYSICALLY, MATERIALLY MANOEUVRED!!!
Case in point is when Tony is designing the particular hand part of the suit, he could reach his hand into it as if it were real, turn it around, and GRAB HIS FIST WITH IT!!!
ARGH!!!
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Okay okay...
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This time I'll just stick with being speech-less, aka shut-up... =.=" XP

5. THE UBER COOL WEAPONS, FLYING and FIGHTING SCENES!!!
Okay...
Stay calm
Just...
Shut...
Up...
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=.=" XP
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Too much to say, if I start elaborating on this part, this post'll never end... =.=" XP

6. The HUMOUR & COMIC RELIEF
It's all over the movie, placed correctly, not too lame, DAMN FUNNY...
It's just not right for me to try to express them here.
I don't believe I do them (the jokes) justice.
(WHAT??! Why're you looking at me as if I'm a bad and lame joker?? (=.=" XP))
The Jump-jet-boots test is a sure killer... XD

7. The "UBER-ly" COOL SUIT

8. Total Balance
(Equilibrium achieved... /gg kekeke~ Remnants of my SPM chemistry and physics knowlege... =.=" XP)

Total balance in the sense that the (like I said earlier) Comic relief and humour are placed stratigically across the movie, while the story is interesting enough, not lame, yes, simple, like many other movies nowadays.
Transformers anyone? Simple, also a lil lame... but it's good nonetheless right?... ... RIGHT?... =.=" XP
And, the action sequences, the COOL factor, TOTALLY off the roof. (I believe I have emphasized this PARTICULAR point enough... ... nope.. I don't think I have... :) XP)
Overall Very balanced.


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So...

Ya...

That pretty much sums things up...
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NAH... it doesn't...
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IT CAN'T! ... XP

O! Did I mention that the suit SO D*MN FRIGGIN' ROCKS?!! XP

O!!! How could I forget!!!
Add this to the COOL-nessES

THE FIRST TIME HE WEARS THE FULL SUIT!
DAMN FREAKINGLY COOL!!
TOTALLY COPIED THE STARCRAFT 2 CINEMATIC TRAILER OF THE TERRAN MARINE BEING SUITED UP!!!
ARGH!!!! DAMN FRIGGIN' YENG!!!!!
*Stabs self* XP
(GO GOOGLE IT AND WATCH IT (The Starcraft 2 Terren Marine Cinematic Trailer) IF YOU HAVEN'T!!! RIGHT NOW!!! THIS INSTANT!!! XP)

Also, there are many references in the movie about other things, like the Ion Canon from Command & Conquer games... etc etc...

O! Stan Lee (the MASTERMIND behind many of Marvel's superheroes... including SPIDERMAN!!!) also makes a cameo as a wrongly greeted Hugh Hefner... (Playboy.. remember??... =.=" XP)

The car...
THE FREAKING, UBER CAR...

AUDI R8!!!

*stab*stab*stab*stab*stab*
(I suspect the headlights are DIAMOND studded... ... =.=" XP)

Now...
A bit about the main actor...

Mr. Robert Downey Jr.

Yea...
He was a bad boy... alchoholism, drugs, prison... bla bla...
Hollywood's bad boy before Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and the other likes came along...
BUT WHO CARES!!!
He's changed, I HOPE.
He's LENG ZHAI. (Honestly, though i hate to admit... =.=" XP)
HE TOTALLY FITS HIS CHARACTER!!! Arrogant, proud, egoistic...

Then...
There's the FEMALE lead...

Gwyneth Paltrow

TOTALL FRIGGIN'LY SIZZLING HOT
SEXY too.
Too bad though...
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She's MARRIED... =.=" XP hahahaha~


OMG...
This post won't end if I continue...
It's long ENOUGH already...
Any longer, even a SCHOLAR won't read this!... wait... Will a scholar even read blogs? Especially... MY kinda blog?? ... =.=" XP



SO...
I think I'll stop here...
I HAVE TO...
=.=" XD

"GO WATCH THE MOVIE NOW!!! Or you'll be under my FIST."




O.. before I go...
Some quick updates...

Just finished my OSE Group Assignment Report and Presentation today yesterday...
F*CK!! Damn FRUST...
Won't say much about it here... just ask me if you wanna know...
Just gotta do with some BIAS-ness, SIMPLY criticized and done marking process..
Freaking got B+ ONLY for so damn much hard work, especially the presentation, when SOME OTHER GROUP, which everyone will agree the presentation sucked much more, got an A+!!! WTH MAN!!!
GRR!!!~ PTUI!!!~ PIFF!!!~

On the brighter side...
I just finished Assassin's Creed.
It's a GAME, just in case you GAME noobs didn't know... :) XP
Yea... well... It's got it's pros and cons...
But the Story's damn nice... especially how the main plot is slowly unfolded.. creative... though a lil crappy, like my sis said... XP but nevertheless, still cool, especially the ending...

MAY post about this (Assassin's Creed) some time later in the future...
MAY... =.=" XP
Just like my MEGA MOVIES POST... =.=" XP hahaha~
NEVER FEAR PEOPLE!!~
IT WILL COME... it WILL come... XD





So,
This is your FNB,
k!ll3r @c3
Going to immerse himself further in Iron Man frenzy. XD

Tata~