Panadol - 100% Anti-Pregnancy Method

Ok, this post will be mostly pics. That should be good right? XP :)

A usual college day routine...

Starts with me commuting, where i can see all sorts of people, doing all sorts of things with all sorts of expressions.

Including, the Malaysian "Thinker".

(no "throne" though (toilet bowl) XP)

And, Aah~ This brings back memories.

Look! I saw this leng lui on the LRT. See that beautiful and FAIR girl with long hair almost covering her whole face there? Wearing all white. Ain't She BEAUTIFUL?

XP

Then, after arriving at the Bkt. Jalil St., will take the college free shuttle bus service. While on the bus, that's when i took, THIS, along the road.

回春男丹

UBAT LELAKI KUAT

I'll leave it to you to figure out what it is. =.=" XP

Then, arrive at college...

The "AQUARIUM"

Then, classes start.

Don't mean to be LC, proud, arrogant or offend ANYONE, but, out of the 5 subjects i have to take this sem, 2 are totally boring and of no real use. OSE (Organizational Social Environment.. or somthing like that lah.. >.<) and MATH!! (Yea, surprisingly, moral ain't included. Surprise, surprise~ More on that later.)

Math, ALGEBRA.

x + 10 = 15
x + 10 - 10 = 15 - 10
x = 5

WTC!!~~

*ALERT* The following MAY sound LC / Arrogant / Proud, but I'm just stating facts. *ALERT*

I've studied in Chong Hwa with MUCH harder maths, cracked my head over MATHS, and here, in COLLEGE, after HIGH SCHOOL, I'm relearning stuff i learned SO MUCH EARLIER.

Like a friend said, learning stuff you can't understand easily is hard and sometimes torturing, BUT, learning stuff you ALREADY know, understand and is totally considered BASICS, is DEFINITELY TORTURING!!! =.="

2 hours of math, doing stuff you did in, like, form 2? OMG~~ =.="


That's why, you can see phenomenons like THIS:


Well, at least we get to play POOL (not POO, mom... =.=" XP) during breaks.

The INDON "Pool Champion", Andi "Lau" XP

Our MALAYSIAN reprentative.

The REAL PRO, CK

(Been playing snooker since form 1 leh... No joke. Sifu is some ex-sea-games snooker/pool champion. @.@)

Then, after all the FUN, "FUN", and "REST" (XP), what do we do?

Our POOL sifu having his fill after using SOOoo much energy to beat us all flat. XP
(He kinda wastes a lot of food too though... =.=")

Our INDON "Brother" / INDON POOL Champion & Representative / "Singer". XP

Yeah, we CHOW DOWN!!! XP

Normal

LESS than normal
Costs RM5.
Serious. =.="

SO.

Phew~ That's A LOT OF PICS. XP

Wondering why my post title is "Panadol - 100% Anti-Pregnancy Method"?

Here's why.

Apparently, Moral ain't so BORING and NON-SENSICAL after all.
Our lecturer, Sir., AIKS! No, MR., Warren, is not as LAME as he seem after all. (Still a tad little lame sometimes, but aren't all jokers so? Or rather, joker wannabes? XP) And, the way moral is thought is totally different. No more *cough*IDIOTIC*cough* NILAIs! HALLELUJAH!! XP

On the first REAL lesson, we discussed ABORTION.

What's it all about, all the gruesome pics, the lagi more gruesome techniques, etc, etc. Eeww~ Just thinking of it makes me wana puke. =.="

But most importantly, we discussed the arguments AGREEING and AGAINST legalizing abortion. And like Mr. Warren said, know all the arguments FIRST, and the choice is ours.

(But, by the way he told us all the different methods for abortion and the pics, i get the feeling he is trying to let us know how BRUTAL abortion is, thus, wanting us to un-consciously go against it. XP O, btw, I am 101% TOTALLY AGAINST ABORTION!)

Now, THIS is REAL Moral Studies. XP

So, yeah, I still haven't gotten to the point. The title.

In one of the arguments AGREEING to abortion, Women's Right is put forward, saying women have the rights to choose wether they want their CHILD or not, as it is THEIR body, THEIR child.

Mr. Warren said, "Women's Rights? Yes! Ofcourse! But, please-lah, excercise your women's rights BEFORE you get on the bed with the guy! Not AFTER!" XP hahahaha~~ That's a really good one. XP

There were many more other jokes and humourous comments which I definetely can't quote all here. (BUT, if you'd like to hear, you're invited to come to APIIT, take the Moral Studies with me. ;) hehe.. XP)

I'll only quote only ONE more joke. And yea, it's about the title. XP
Yea~ I know. FINALLY. XP

(I modified it a little, a little more crap before the real joke. XP)

"Girls, want to know how to NEVER get pregnant unless you really want to?"
"Forget the condoms, contraceptive pills, etc etc."
"THIS works 100%, ALL THE TIME."
"Very simple."
"All you need is ONE PANADOL"
"Yes, ONE PANADOL."
"No, I didn't say to eat it or swallow it."
"Don't even put it in your mouth!"
"Really want to know how?"

"Just hold the Panadol with your thighs and keep it there."

As a finale...
Chinese New Year is around the corner,
so here's a video clip to get you all FIRED up for it.
XP hahaha~~

*CAUTION*
I shall not be held reponsible for any effects after watching this vid.

SO...
That's all for now.
Phew~~
D*mn LONG POST.
There goes my SSS (Short, Simple & Sweet) policy. =.=" XP

This is your FNB,
k!ll3r @c3,
Going to get his BEAUTY SLEEP. XP

Tata~~