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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Number Movies

FIRST of all..

I posted a joke before this post.
Didn't want to make this post too long. =.=" XP
Do check it out. :)

SPM results coming out tomorrow!!!
Still pondering wether to go take or not.
No mood and feel lerh~
=.=" XP

As the title goes,
There has been a new movie with a lot of publicity and fuss around.

Yup.
It's that NUMBER movie.
That movie title with the most zeroes so far.

5 4 zeroes to be exact. (XP)

10,000 BC.

Okay.

As a whole.
It's another movie I don't recommend spending RM7 or more to watch.
As for me,
Thanks to the generous CK Chan,
We, bunch of APIIT-ians got free tickets to watch it.
So no fuss there. :) XP

So,
How's the movie?

Well...
I wouldn't say it's BAD.
Just, again, lack depth in story.
The story is simple.

I mean,
How deep can a story bout an ancient homosapien living in huts going to rescue his damsel in distress get?

All the prophecies... blah blah blah.
And LOADS of Africans, Blacks...

And some, quite catchy but also some quite lame dialogues...

In one scene, the main character has sympathy over a trapped and drowning Saber-Toothed Tiger.
Before saving it, he says,
"Promise me, don't eat me after I save you."
You laugh at first, but... you know.. it wasn't very far from being lame... =.=" XP

or this one...
"He has MAGIC, he speaks to the SPEAR-TOOTH!" ...
WOOo~~ =.=" XP

Personally,
I just feel the director/producer of this whole movie (10,000 BC) just wasn't happy with the ending of another number movie, 300.

Why?

Remember the ending where King Leonidas so "yeng-ly" throws the spear and scratches the gay "God-King" Xerxes on the lips??

Lemme remind you. :) XP

"His helmet was stifling, it narrowed his vision. And he must see far. His shield was heavy. It threw him off balance. And his target is far away."

Well,
In 300,
The spear didnt kill the "ultimate baddie".

In 10,000 BC,
It did.

Also,
In both movies,
the "ultimate baddies" were rulers of HUGE empires,
and were refered to as "God-Kings".
(They were also quite gay~~ =.=" XP)

How much more similar can they get?? XP

O,
Btw,
If you haven't watch 300,
I recomend you do.

If not for the EMO-ness,
at least for the cool artistic slow-mo killing and blood splatterings. :) XP
And also the slow-mo head choppings and flying around. =.=" XD

Do check out the PUDGE too!~ XP

So,
That's all for my NUMBER MOVIES.

On to some other stuff. :)

First,
My mom's car's back.
Good as brand new.

Except for the little patchy patch on the right side of the back bumper.

I don't know if I should be happy or not.

Happy, coz possibility of being able to drive again.
Unhappy, coz possibility of NOT being able to drive again.

=.="

Saw one of my college class mate bring this today.

I know it looks cool,
It was bought at the Bukit Jalil Carefour.
RM30+

Review:
NOT WORTH IT.

Serious,
Trust me.
No keyboard *click* feel.
You know?
Just doesn't have that keyboard feel to it. XP

It only LOOKED cool when Maggie Q rolled it out in Die Hard 4.
(Yet to see that movie though. =.=" Don't really think it's good.)
And I believe that was the REAL thing.
Not like this imitated, "water-goods" looking. =.=" XP

So.
There goes for my early blog post. :) XP

Still pondering wether to go take my SPM results or not... =.="

Leceh~~
No feel pun~~ =.=" XP

And before I end,
Here's a good quote by Marcia Cross of Desperate Housewives that I read on Reader's Digest. (NO! I don't watch Desperate Housewives!! Never did, never will!! =.=" XP)

"The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. If you hate me, it means you still care."

;)

So,
This is your FNB, k!ll3r @c3,
Going to crack his head on when he should go get his SPM results. ==.==" XP

Tata~~

[+/-]

Joke: 5 Minute Management Course

I don't usually do this,
but I'm gona post a JOKE! :) hehe~ XP

This joke is just too good to not share around.

I got this from Ken The "R" Concept aka The Auto Freak (XP) aka Chia. ;)

5 Minute Management Course

IT IS NEVER TOO LATE TO LEARN !!!!

Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel. After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'. The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone. 'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.' Puff! He's gone. 'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson 6:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep, your mouth shut!

THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

Hope you enjoyed it. ;) XD

This is your FNB, k!ll3r @c3,
Signing Off.